Knitting takes a bit of a backseat over the summer, what with gardening, hiking, the triathlon, and the fact that it just seems so warm. Still, I don’t think I could stop entirely and did manage to get a few things done over the summer.
Meet the newest member of the family, Jiffy Jaffy Smiley, or just Jaffy for short.
This little giraffe has a lot of personality and is very popular. He gets chair rides, gets read to, and goes swinging.
Jaffy was well loved and fought over by both children. I intended him for the girl (hence the pink/purple), but the boy LOVES him. He carries him around and took him on our recent trip to Moab. On the way home, the boy uttered those dreaded words, “Mommy, I have to throw up. NOW.” I’m going about 75 mph on I-70. I try to pull over as fast as possible, but as I’m swinging the car over, I feel a few splatters of vomit on my neck. I get out of the car and look at my poor boy, covered in peanut-butter scented disgustingness. Awesome. I stand there for a moment, not sure what to do, and then a 16-wheeler rolls by me and I realize that I’m standing in a really, really dumb spot. I quickly get back in the car and we get off at the next exit, thankfully only a quarter mile ahead. In the parking lot of the gas station, we do our best to clean up the floor of the rental car and change the boy’s clothes. My parents are in the car with me, so I have help.
That’s when the boy sees Jaffy. He’d been holding Jaffy and the poor giraffe had taken the brunt of the projectile.
You know those scenes in war movies, where there’s two buddy soldiers, and they get through a firefight? At the end, one of them looks forward and says to the other something like, “Jimmy? Man, I didn’t think we were going to make it through that one.” He then turns to look at Jimmy, and sees that his head’s been blown off. “Jimmy?! Jimmy?! Nooooo!!!!!”
That’s what it was like when the boy saw Jaffy, soaking wet in slimy goo. Up until that point, he’d only seen the clothes and the book that he’d gotten wet. “Jafffffyyyyy!!!” he cried. I did my best to rinse the toy off in the gas station bathroom, stuck him in a plastic bag and tied the top. I tried not to cry as I thought about the months of work that could be lost in one fell swoop. Worst case, I supposed, I could take him apart and restuff him.
Back at home, I hosed him off in the utility sink and then stuck him in the washing machine. I love Lion Brand Cotton-Ease for this exact reason–you can just toss it in the washer and it looks brand new when it comes out. He’s stuffed with a synthetic fill so that was okay in the wash, too.
After 45 minutes, out he came, smelling clean and fresh and ready for more play. I think of it as the resurrection of Jaffy.
I’m delighted that he survived and is so well loved. It’s really fun making toys, like you’re creating this new being, though it felt weird to be sewing into him, like it hurt or something.
Or maybe I’ve watched Toy Story one too many times.